I always love the quaint spelling of English that you see in the Far East. I'm not mocking, honestly, I love it. Once in China a man on the entrance to a temple asked me to turn his sign into better English. His read 'Everywhere to be looking around tickets.". My best effort was 'Tickets for access to all areas' but I wish he hadn't persuaded me to help as his was so much more expressive.
This one was spotted in Kashgar.